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Confidently(be) notice(d): This website contains the contact information of someone who can get you and/or your business noticed. If you’ve arrived in error you’re very fortunate and are hereby notified that I’m an illustrator, designer, and caricaturist, and that the retention, dissemination, distribution, or copying of my contact information is okay with me. I encourage your contact info-retentive tendencies and think you should commission a caricature, hire me for an event, or go into the contact information retention business and have me design your marketing material. Contact me at (309) 269-3056 or by emailing me at Dan@danwild.com. Subsequent to notification, think about how cool caricatures are, how badly you want one and how amazing your marketing materials would be if I designed them.